Oh what a fab start, Rich asked me at 11am when I was tucked up in my duvet in my fluffy over large pjs what did I want to do today and I said "I'm doing it!" so there are I stayed, snoozing until 2pm, watching our new flat screen 3D TV, Rich scoured the Internet for streaming 3D porn!!!! But hey the price for living in the countryside is poor internet connection, hehehe.
Never mind Rich perhaps 3D porn will go on sale soon in those smutty little shops you like :)
So after dragging myself from my pit I ended up on the sofa, watching a cheesy Christmas movie hoovering up the remains of the Christmas treats, one large tin of celebrations and a tin of quality street. Well I have to give my trainer a nice big challenge, so my wobbly thighs, and expanding waist line will be at his mercy from tomorrow night, and the regime of reshape Jacky starts again. Oh for the two weeks of Christmas I've binged on chocolate, toffees, biscuits, cake and any other banned substance I can get my hands on, so now it's rehab for my sweet tooth. Wonder if they do patches for that !!
Lots of love xxxx
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